May 2013
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azulaang:
older-aang:
theinvisiblemonsters:
abukkitofcelestialintent:
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
well you’re in luck then
THAT. LAUGH.
Katie Perry was also one those fools too
captainsulus:
is star trek an emotion because i feel it all the time
stfusexists:
faineemae:
queenofadodi:
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think...
heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
my thought processes: star trek
me laughing with my friends: star trek
me eating: star trek
me in bed: star trek
me talking to people: star trek
me listening to music: stAr tReK
me in the shower: sTAR TREK????
me having sex: S...STAR...T-TREKKKK
STAR
TREK
“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
This is so true it hurts. (via levi-seefeldt)
sevenpoints:
iidelirium:
captainragtag:
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY...
gothlolita:
reason s to date me
i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
i am very popular in nintendogs
i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
macaroni and cheese
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rexuality:
the brave little toaster more like this movie is fucked up as shit?????
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I might start reading Homestuck this...
mishaoverlord:
pretzelcoatlus:
rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:
danyul-and-filup:
princess-hardy:
what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.
well fuck
#And the calm and quiet...
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
hiddlestalker:
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
Watchdoctorwhoslostcompanion:
gryzio:
d-hizzle:
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
I am crying
misterfrodomisterfrodo:
whataboutelevensies:
pointyearedelvishprinceling:
peregrintooks:
theshirelock:
does anyone else just kinda worry about elijah wood sometimes
not at all
he’s a free spirit u cannot take him
phione:
if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
tardisol:
i-amwho-i-am:
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
nuspock:
*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek
bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
