why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan
I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.
Truly a gift from the stars.
the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying
literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x
THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME
This is my life
Chase Brooks (via realizes) —